If you go by that definition, every riot is an insurrection.

That was the mildest 'insurrection' in the history of the world. They walked in single file, inside the red rope! Marxists draw more blood with pamphlets...I don't know if you are being sarcastic about 'the media'...they don't tell you anything they don't want you to hear.

one death and morons now comparing it to pearl harbor and 9/11

Arab Spring, the situation in Ukraine

TBF you are right.

It almost fails on the dictionary definition of insurrection because only a few people died.

It kind of fails on the definition of a coup because it was not organised.

Dictionaries need a new word class to describe when sub-fascist turd-burgers try to overthrow a government but do it so badly that no classical descriptions stick.

The democratic party is one big insurrection.