The garbage men ran over my Christmas tree. Can I sue?

No it was a shitty Christmas tree anyways . If I was the garbage man I’d sue you for leaving that tree out and damaging my truck .. as a matter of fact give me your information I’m tired of this shit !!

Those fuckers need sorting out , for once and for all.

only if the tree was still in your house

Gotdamn, this here is America, shoot him!

They did it again

It depends.Did the tree die or is it just severely injured with its quality of life diminished?Also,you'll have to factor in the trees emotional trauma.

Probably better to schedule a psych lol

🥺 they had one job

No. You'll have to kill them.