Why would we beam the Sun's energy to Earth? It's already doing that for us.

Also, for a moment I confused PG&E with P&G and I was like "What does a consumer goods company have to gain by starting a massive wildfire?".

She will be such an asset to our educational system and to Americas youth.
Space laser fire starters, pedophilic cannibals, executing Democrats, these are all things our children need to know. Not to mention the liberal history (liberal history?), that needs to be excluded and the real history needs taught. You know, the civil war was faught to ensure states rights and the confederates were heroic figures to be celebrated and revered.
Not to mention they all need to know that trump was the GOAT and tried to save the country from the evil, communist, socialist, fascist, everyotherist Democrats.

Space Laser Lady is a nut case requiring intensive therapy.

Standard MAGA stuff, really, only more colorful.

That lady is dumb as a rock.