Would you cry to get out of a ticket?

post inspired by @itsok

itsok · 31-35, F

I wouldn’t have to [i]try[/i] to cry, I’d just be crying.
Now I [i]would[/i] lie and say I didn’t know what I was doing. “I didn’t know how fast I was going 🥺”

Lilnonames · F

@itsok I jjoke with cops and no use lying they expect that. Carry ketchup around and put on your coochie and say your period hit and u need get home fast

itsok · 31-35, F

@Lilnonames imagine them searching my car and finding clearly just used packets of ketchup

Lilnonames · F

@itsok u clean out car hahaha

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

My sister did when she was 20 and driving to western Oklahoma to go to a country dance place. She boo-hooed to the Highway Patrol officer and made up some story about why her car didn’t have inspection stickers and other things. He let her slide.

Elessar · 26-30, M

If I did they would take me in and test me for any and every possible substance known to men that could qualify as a drug

PepsiColaP

i wud cry anyway

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PepsiColaP

@DavidScottBianchet i wasnt until you asked

DavidScottBianchet · 51-55, M

@PepsiColaP sorry

CrazyMusicLover · 31-35

@PepsiColaP Lol, this! 💯 Automatic defense mechanism.

stratosranger · M

Ha ha! There will be no mercy shown by The League Of Unfuckable Troopers!
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Japrost · 41-45, M

Cop would laugh at you think your a pussy

DDonde · 31-35, M

I don't think that would work lol

Lilnonames · F

No never would, If and i say if I get caught I tell the truth as to why I was zoom zooming and once I do not stop I'm going to jail so I give it my best

DavidScottBianchet · 51-55, M

@Lilnonames never run from the cops

Lilnonames · F

@DavidScottBianchet too late for that

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