All I want to do for the rest of my life is sit by a campfire with you and talk about our dreams.Romantic?
My genius friend just got her drivers licence, so thought she'd post an update on Facebook with a pic of her new ID including her licence number.๐ F*ck it, I'm not even going to tell her why that's dumb.
Rather than debating when free speech goes too far (which we'll never resolve)Why don't we make it mandatory to call everyone you see the most offensive thing you can think of at every opportunity until insults lose all meaning?
So many people stare at the moon and make wishesBut what if the moon is like a huge troll and is secretly making fun of all those wishes ๐ฃ
Can you imagine how epic politics would become if Kim Jong-un became selfconcious of his weight and got totally shredded.lols
What would actually happen if Trump started calling Kim Jong-un a failing fatass in public speeches?I don't think anything would even change. lol
Why is Trump calling Kim Jong-un the RocketMan?I thought we were trying to encourage him to STOP firing rockets. lmao
"I'm sorry. I was in a car accident and have total amnesia. Please don't contact me again"What to write when an ex messages you