Back in 2020 during that toilet paper shortage

I had to pay a neighborhood kid$20 to pick up dog crap in my yard! It was good until he realized i don't have a dog......

nah I got in as soon as I heard people were bulk buying shit paper and I bulk bought a crap load myself, not in some idiotic fear of the world ending but the fear of morons buying out all things me and son need to have a comfortable life.
shit paper was one of those things for sure as was rice, pasta, pasta sauce, dog food, shaving razors and so on
pandemics really do bring out the stupid people

Future generations are going to think we were crazy for the way we acted.

I actually looked up why some people did that. Supposedly there is some kind of psychological drive that causes people to worry about their anus holes when they think "the end" is near.

So because of all that, some people truly thought it was the end of the world.
Maybe they wanted to make sure their butts were super clean in case they had to kiss it goodbye.
HUUUUUUUU HUUU HUUU HUUU HUUU I am such a hilarious comedian that even I am jealous of me!

Could this possibly be where the term “Karen” started?

LOL good one ,,, must remember that one ,,, but no had plenty on hand ,,, and if need be a facecloth and soap to wash it after works ,,,, LOL

nah, I had a pressure washer

I called it a "redneck bidet"

I wish had had a whole basement full to prepare for the big flush🤣🤣🤣sorry bad joke

Im going to tell people i smuggled it