I hate cellphones so much. The only reason I have one is because I need a working phone when I need one.

The devices themselves, I hate them with a passion, be a cheap ass pre owned phone, a 2 thousand dollar phone, I hate them all. Evil fcking things. I say this while typing to you from a laptop mocked up as a desktop , so it ain't like I hate all tech, I just hate the phone, all of them, SO MUCH.