If you could write a program, what program would you write?

I want something for work that will do all the tedious parts of my prep for me
Like I do all the hard stuff and set it up but I have to print it all one by one for all 30+ patients and it’d be nice if I just click something that would go down the line to do it

One that would save me a lot of time so I guess it would have to let me know when my friends are online

a program to block apple and other whatevers from accessing my phone

An AI that surpasses human ingenuity.

A virus that takes the the very small fractions of a penny left after each of Intech's business transactions and instead if holding them over to the next transaction until they add up to a single cent, it adds them to a secret account in my name.