Alicia is such a TEASE!
Good morning all! Snickers the big hungry Saint Bernard here barking that what a beautiful weekend it has been! I just love rolling around in the leaves out back. This morning though was the BEST! It didn’t start out that way though: See, first thing, I was confined to the kitchen. Yup! Dog gate was shut. Mommy was waiting for someone from work to drop off some paperwork and unfortunately, the lady does not like big dogs. Hmmph! So I just laid there and pouted and served my time:
Well, just then there was a commotion at the front door and a human came in. Not Mommy’s worker person, but my Niece Alicia! AND I couldn’t believe my eyes:
Mmmmm!!! My favorite!!! NEW REEBOKS!!!! Well apparently there was a change of plans. Mommy had to go into work today and Alicia came over to watch me and do homework. Oh boy oh boy oh boy!!! I just stood there pressed against dog gate, eyeing those yummy Reeboks. Alicia said she got them for dance class and wondered if I would like to enjoy them and soften them up for her this weekend. I just stood there drooling uncontrollably. As Mommy was headed out the door, she told Alicia that she could open the dog gate whenever. Well, apparently Alicia decided to have some fun on my behalf and tease me with her new Reeboks. She held her foot up to the gate so that I could smell her Reebok:
She said she bet the leather smelled soooo delicious. Ooooh it sure did! Then she slid toe of the Reebok under the gate a couple times. But she would pull it away before I could get it:
By then I was beyond frisky. She asked if that was what I wanted and I whined and panted. She said if I was a good boy today that I could eat them all up for naughty doggy dessert. Then she slid the toe back in for me. Ooooohhh it was sooo soft and squishy and slobber dribbled all over it as I sniffed and nibbled on it hungrily:
At that point Alicia opened the dog gate and went into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I followed right behind! She hadn’t even started her homework, and I was wrestling off that juicy new Reebok:
I enjoyed it all morning outside and it was so gooey that the leaves stuck to it:
Ooooohhh yuummmmm!!! I just shimmied under the table and now I’m gonna eat Alicia’s other juicy new Reebok right off her foot:
It sure is a great day to be a Sneaker Monster! Grrrr SLURP!!!
Snickers the Saint Bernard
Well, just then there was a commotion at the front door and a human came in. Not Mommy’s worker person, but my Niece Alicia! AND I couldn’t believe my eyes:
Mmmmm!!! My favorite!!! NEW REEBOKS!!!! Well apparently there was a change of plans. Mommy had to go into work today and Alicia came over to watch me and do homework. Oh boy oh boy oh boy!!! I just stood there pressed against dog gate, eyeing those yummy Reeboks. Alicia said she got them for dance class and wondered if I would like to enjoy them and soften them up for her this weekend. I just stood there drooling uncontrollably. As Mommy was headed out the door, she told Alicia that she could open the dog gate whenever. Well, apparently Alicia decided to have some fun on my behalf and tease me with her new Reeboks. She held her foot up to the gate so that I could smell her Reebok:
She said she bet the leather smelled soooo delicious. Ooooh it sure did! Then she slid toe of the Reebok under the gate a couple times. But she would pull it away before I could get it:
By then I was beyond frisky. She asked if that was what I wanted and I whined and panted. She said if I was a good boy today that I could eat them all up for naughty doggy dessert. Then she slid the toe back in for me. Ooooohhh it was sooo soft and squishy and slobber dribbled all over it as I sniffed and nibbled on it hungrily:
At that point Alicia opened the dog gate and went into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I followed right behind! She hadn’t even started her homework, and I was wrestling off that juicy new Reebok:
I enjoyed it all morning outside and it was so gooey that the leaves stuck to it:
Ooooohhh yuummmmm!!! I just shimmied under the table and now I’m gonna eat Alicia’s other juicy new Reebok right off her foot:
It sure is a great day to be a Sneaker Monster! Grrrr SLURP!!!
Snickers the Saint Bernard