Evening all! Snickers the Saint Bernard here with an update. So why are my eyes practically rolled back in my head???:
Because I’m in total doggy ecstasy right now! I found out that mommy is on her way back home from her work trip. She won’t be back until late tonight. Well, Aunty said since I was a good boy yesterday that she would let me finish eating her new Nikes until mommy gets back. OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!!!
I didn’t waste any time earlier and rushed right over to her feet:
I ripped them right off and sunk my toofers into those soft white leather toes and got them nice and slimy:
Then I buried my snout inside them and slurped and filled them with warm bubbly slobber:
Mmmmmm so delicious!!! I started to get pretty ruff with them when Aunty told me I better take them outside. She didn’t want me to break anything inside the house. Hmmph! Well, I have been out there on the back deck for a while:
It’s pretty dark out there now, but what better place for a big hungry sneaker monster???!!!!
Well all, It’s almost that time when mommy will be home and Aunty will have to leave. I gobbled her last pair of new Nikes and now I’m back inside reflecting on my totally AWESOME long weekend:
Aunty:
Aunty sure is the most AMAZING human ever! (besides mommy of course). Sure gonna miss her when she leaves tonight :(
Aunty’s delicious new sneakers:
Mmmmmm. Can’t believe I got to eat three brand new pairs of her sneakers in four days. Still having naughty doggy dreams about those new Reeboks!
