YAAAAWWWNNN!!! Oh, hey all. Please try not to wake me. I’m in the middle of a deliciously slobbery Reebok dream right now. See, earlier Aunty was looking at photos on her cell phone thingy and something happened to catch my eye:
OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!!!! Probably the yummiest looking new Reeboks I had ever seen!!!! As I went nutso, Aunty laughed as I licked the phone screen and she said she bet I could smell them all the way to her house. She said she got them awhile back but unfortunately I can’t have them for dessert :( I have been dreaming about them all night and am sooooooo frisky and hungry for them! Ok all, I’m off to sleep again:
Ok now where was I??? Oh yeah, Mmmmmm look what I found:
Brand brand new blue leather Reeboks! Barefoot???!!! Mmmm bet they are really hot and moist! All that soft blue leather smells soooooo good! Yuuummmmmmm I just wanna lick and chew on them soooo bad:
Oooooooohhhh yeeeaahh can’t WAIT to sink my toofers into those soft leather toes and hear them squeak and squish:
Mmmmmmm yeaaahhhh ohhhh yeeahhh gonna wrestle them right off and stick my whole snout inside them and lick them out and eat them all up for naughty doggy dessert!! Ohhhh this is just too good to stop!!!! If I wake up now I will have to take a cold shower:
