Good evening all! Snickers here barking that boy oh boy do I feel rested. I mean, I slept all afternoon! AND I sure had some A-mazing sneaker dreams! I’m pretty much all charged up now and ready for some action! Anyone that knows me is aware that my sneaker cravings are the strongest at night. Well right now I am just going nutso. I’m just soooo frisky and hungry for some new girl Reeboks or Nikes that I can’t even control myself! I was upstairs sniffing around, desperate to find some of Aunty’s new sneakers when I heard the door open downstairs. I ran to the stairs and saw that it was Grammy:
Wow! Grammy came over to visit! I dashed downstairs to greet her and thats when I saw what she brought:
Mmmmmm yummy yummy chewy new Nikes for me!!!! I WANNA EAT THEM SOOOOO BAD!!!! Grammy said that she hoped her big sneaker monster would enjoy a little treat before bed. She said she just took them out of the box and slipped them on her bare feet and now they are fair game! After some MAJOR sniffing and licking, I chewed on them soooo hungrily and drowned them in gooey Saint Bernard slobber:
I ate them on her feet and finally wrestled them right off. I even licked the new Nike leather taste right off her bare feet! I made sure to get her toes extra slimy:
Now those chewy new Nikes were mine all mine! I grabbed them in my slobbery jowls and ran off to hide. Grammy and Aunty chatted for a while, and when it was time for her to leave, she went looking for me and her sneakers. She found me hiding and enjoying them in bed:
She tried to get them back but I wouldn’t give them up. Eventually she caved and let me have them. She said she hoped I enjoy my late night snack and have fun eating them all night! Mmmmmmmm they are sooooo delicious and I can’t WAIT to be naughty with them all night!
Hey all! So I have an awesome update: Well, an hour into enjoying Grammy’s new Nikes and I’m about ready for bed (Yaaaawwwn!). I mean, my jaws and tongue both need their beauty sleep, am I right??!!! Well, all that sneaker snacking made me thirsty. I mustered up the energy to get untangled from the sheets, jump off the bed and head down to the kitchen for my water dish. Downstairs, the lights were still on and Aunty was asleep on the couch with a blanket and a book she had been reading. And what do I see on her feet:
Mmmmmm I’m in sneaker monster heaven! I barely got a slurp on one of them when Aunty woke up and moved her feet away from me. She said “No no buddy boy! Didn’t Grammy spoil you already tonight?!” My only response was some whining and pouting. Aunty said she was going up to bed. I followed her upstairs and saw her take the scrumptious new Nikes off beside the bed:
Trails of slobber ran down my face as I watched the door close and the Nikes disappear. I sure hope I can find a way to get those juicy new Nikes and gobble them all up tomorrow! I guess I am calling it a night for now!
