My Yummy Yummy Dessert!

Morning all (YAWN). Snickers (YAWWWWN), sorry, Snickers here just waking up. All I can bark is “WOW!” What a night I had. It all started yesterday morning: So my Aunty is doggysitting me for the next few weeks. Well, so far it has been A-mazing! For a big hungry sneaker monster like me, I couldn’t ask for a cooler Aunty. Her new sneakers are the yummiest and she loves to spoil me rotten with them! So yesterday morning she hollered to me to come see what she had. I ran upstairs and saw these:


Mmmmmm new new NEW! white leather Reebok sneakers!!!!! Sooooo yummy! I couldn’t help myself and sniffed them wildly. Aunty said she thought I would love them. So she takes them and I follow right behind her downstairs. She fills my water dish and as I am drinking, I see her close the dog gate. With me still in the kitchen. She pulls up a chair and sits down and slips on her yummy Reeboks. She picks up her novel and starts reading.


She is sitting just far enough away that I can’t get my mouth thru the gate to eat her Reeboks What a tease! After a while, I give up and lay down and whine and pout:


Aunty FINALLY caves and holds her foot close enough for me to get it. As I bite into that soft leather toe, my eyes roll back in ecstasy. Aunty laughs and says she hopes that I enjoy my little appetizer:



So I settled back down and took a nap, daydreaming about those delicious new Reeboks. I was in the middle of an amazing Reebok eating dream when my nose caught a whiff of something heavenly. My eyes opened:


I saw the dog gate was open and Aunty was in the kitcken…WITH HER NEW REEBOKS ON!!!!!:



“Look what I have! If you can get get them off my feet then they are all yours!” she said. I immediately turned into a big hungry sneaker monster and chased her all thru the house:


By the time I caught her, I was sooooo frisky and hungry for those new Reeboks that I couldn’t even think straight! In no time I ate both of them right off her feet and claimed them aaaaaallll for myself:


I grabbed them and ran upstairs. Later on, Aunty went looking for me. She found me hiding in bed in the guestroom and enjoying her Reeboks:


Well, I was a VERY naughty boy under those blankets with Aunty’s yummy chew new Reeboks. LOTS and LOTS for wet growling and slurping and squeaking and squishing noises as I ate them all up for yummy yummy dessert!

Aunty came back a while later to check on me. I was zonked right out. After searching thru the blankets, she finally found one of her Reeboks:


They were completely chewed and drowned in warm slimy Saint Bernard slobber. AND I filled them up with lots and lots of gooey bubbly drool! I heard Aunty say “Sweet dreams buddy!” and leave. It was definitely one of those amazing days that will go down in doggy history!