Thinking about a child calling me mommy makes me gag
None of it feels right to me, none of it. I shall focus on my inner child instead
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SW-User
My brothers daughter called him father the other day in a super old timey oliver twist vibed manner.
She was like
'Father.'
'Can you help me charge my tablet?'
My brother was just like '👀tf?'
She was like
'Father.'
'Can you help me charge my tablet?'
My brother was just like '👀tf?'
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SW-User
@SailorMarz ok, mommy.
SailorMarz · F
@SW-User that's disgusting
SW-User
@SailorMarz no your place
TexChik · F
No woman that is single wants to think about that. Luckily for the survival of the species women are hardwired so that when we actually have a child of our own...we start liking that stuff. The programming kicks in.
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
Same. No interest in that at all for me. 🤷♀️
SailorMarz · F
@sarabee1995 aww but you'd be a great mother... 🤮
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
@SailorMarz Not the point, but so would you. 🤷♀️
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
@SailorMarz And great mother? I'd be the one getting my kids up at 0400 for PT!
AnonymousJSS · 22-25, F
You should adopt 6 kids.
SailorMarz · F
@AnonymousJSS nah cuz with my luck, 1 would be a psychopath that tries to kill me in my sleep
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
@SailorMarz Just one??? 🤔