Love spell

Oh well in that case lick his eyeballs and poke him in the bellybutton three times while gargling Kool aid.

Repeat after me... sucka..ratcha..dingy..ongahs.

Slowly at first then faster and faster.
It's really good to say when your angry too!

🤷‍♂️ I don't have one handy.

You and me both..