I Tried Viagra

Wouldn't you know, I take a pill to surprise my wife when she gets home. Then she tells me she won't be home for a couple of hours!!
WTF
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Jordan420 · 56-60, F

omg how did that turn out?

Teslin · M

Well. 🤪 LOL

HootyTheNightOwl

Oopsie... Maybe it's time to mix up how you surprise your wife going forward from here???

Perhaps you could take it after you know that she has left work and if its not working as expected by the time she arrives home, give her a nice hot bath or a massage as an "extra" instead - that should buy you a little extra time.

Teslin · M

@HootyTheNightOwl oh yes, better planning next time lol

HootyTheNightOwl

@Teslin As daft as it sounds, your story reminds me a lot of me.

i've often imagined myself getting the energy to surprise Sire and Him either being early or late home from work...