Some men are like...

Sometimes you don't even have to open your eyes.It happens immediately when they spot your legs move.C'mon,give us some rest dear men.

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antonioioio · 70-79, M

We are damed and damed if we don't

exexec · 61-69, C

I learned early in our relationship that she is not to be touched in any sexual way before noon. The consequences of ignoring that rule are severe.

GeniUs · 56-60, M

Rest? All you have to do is lie there, the man does 99% of the work. Some women act like sex is as strenuous as climbing Everest.

Lodanath · 36-40, M

she has too many excuses but i need only nude woman and food in her hand, even I forgot food by that time.

astrosandorbits · 26-30, M

This is the perfect meme for this🤣

Allelse · 36-40, M

Nah just wait till she's asleep.

ThatLady · F

@Allelse Noooo....she can't sleep then🤭

Allelse · 36-40, M

@ThatLady All good, I get off quicker at night than I do in the morning so it'll balance out.

plungesponge · 41-45, M

This is why AI sexbots are going to be a thing

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