You have to do this before we do the sex, or we are not doing the sex.

It's a guaranteed turn on

With the right encouragement their would be no limits what a chap would do for sex 😉

I'm relatively certain that we're not doing the sex.

I dont think youll keep your word if i do that

Not sure it will work with a plastic colander

Does the grater stay on during the sex?

Do you think sex is still possible after that?

That’s all?? I’ve been working way too hard then🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

I reckon I could do a bit better

He gets all the girls 😕

Wishin!

Ok no problem 😘😋

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

We not doing the sex than. 💁🏻‍♂️