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Let's have a roundtable discussion about my DICK.

Stillwaiting · M Best Comment
So .. just a short conversation then?

bet it will be a short one
@saragoodtimes It is HUGE
MasterLee · 56-60, M
Is is prominent above your shoulders
theAlchemist · 56-60, M
Mine's bigger -

@theAlchemist Yeah but that thing crashes and burns
theAlchemist · 56-60, M
@CactusJackManson No, that was the Hindenburg that exploded just before landing in 1937..............the Graf Zeppelin survived all the way to being broken up for it's metal framework by the Luftwaffe in 1940.
@theAlchemist Oh. Well, I can't beat a weiner that huge.
Lilymoon · F
Let's not and say we did
Mooed78 · F
Is it very significant??
Mooed78 · F
@CactusJackManson lol no comment
@Mooed78 It does until I stick it in
@Mooed78 You should try it.
GerOttman · 61-69, M
Does your wang hang low?
Can you swing it to and fro?
VTDestiny · 22-25, M
That's a good idea, the villagers have wanted us knights as well as the king to do something about your Dragons Into Child Killing for a while now.

Your Dragons have been killing so many children and the townsfolk just want them gone at this point.
@VTDestiny What exactly are you smoking?
VTDestiny · 22-25, M
@CactusJackManson a roundtable meeting reminded me of the knights of the round table. So I made a joke turning the word dick into an acronym that would be worthy of a medieval Arthurian roundtable meeting.

I take it it didn't land?
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@BluntSm0ker She's fine, although she's more than just a pussy to me.
Jokekilla · 26-30, M
Aight, how big we talking here? 🤔
@Jokekilla 11 3/4 inches
Jokekilla · 26-30, M
@CactusJackManson nah nah. I don’t believe that nonsense
@Jokekilla You should
empanadas · 31-35, M
But you have a pussy as a PFP.
@empanadas Fair point.

 
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