Do dicks float underwater ?

They are largely weightless in water so they sort of flap around when you’re swimming. It can be a bit disconcerting. Even when you’re running naked they flap around and usually end up swinging round and round.

Not sure, but I know if you swim with an erection it kind of vibrates in the water and acts like a rudder.

My dick is like a periscope on a submarine sticking it's head out of the water

If it floats stay away.
Its useless 😂

I am sure they add buoyancy, since flesh is less dense than water.

I am not sure if an erection would increase buoyancy, though.

The buoyant force on an object equals the weight of the water that it displaces. So a growing member displaces more and more water. Yet that extra volume is just extra fluid (blood), whose weight cancels the increase in buoyancy due to the increase in volume.

Yes they do just bobbing up and down like crazy!

Depends if I have a hard on!

Yes it does🙂

in salt water, yes 😂

Yeah if im not fully hard and just normal then yeah it kinda floats around same with my balls lol why?

no... as hard and upright swollen in all places except after multiple ejaculation s

the penis only appears to float. While your body sinks to the bottom

Nope a d!ck underwater will drown just like anyone else.
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From my experience from skinny dipping it didn’t float

Well they do float up. Or at least mine seems too...lol

nooooo they tighten upright .. and remain as such

Nah, the balls are the floatation device

Yeah if you in a bath they head sticks out the water

Does James brown wear a wig?

Think you need to test in a pool

Depends whether erect or not

A bit, just like boobs float.

Neutrally buoyant for me.

Mine is as solid as a rock!

No,just flops about.

They sink like a brick

Let's go swimming

Yeah, dead man floating

Throw [@Darksideinthenight] in and see.

Of course 🤣

Yes

Yes

Do you?

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I mean...kinda?

Nah. Mine's pure titanium. Sinks immediately

My dick turns into an octopus