I think there should be an international pee pants day.

Part of me somewhat agrees because once when I reached puberty at an early age. I once was at some place where a bunch of tall, older, massively large black women and black men were at. I was the only white boy there and they were all making me so horny that when one of the black women were talking to me and flirting with me. I accidentally wet my pants in front of everyone, big time. And everyone there was laughing out loud at me, teasing me playfully, and showing off their giant, cartoony looking tongues all the way out. I was an erotically humiliatingly hot laughing stock but I secretly liked it.

You need a hobby.

Only if we can have a shit pants day too

Weird!

The entire planet would smell like an old subway station.

it's today did it