Anyone else horny at 3 AM with nobody to share that with?

Who shall I blame that on?

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Taking advice from poutine is not a good idea for any self respecting spud

NerdyPotato · M

@stratosranger it was posted in ShittyLifeProTips for a reason. 😌

Ahhh! Good point sir! Good point. @NerdyPotato

hunkalove · 61-69, M

Blame it on the Bossa Nova!

Potato!!! March yourself off to your bathroom and take a cold shower, Mister!!! 😱🙈🤨

@NerdyPotato Cures the hornies in a cooties free way, though... 🤨

NerdyPotato · M

@HootyTheNightOwl the cooties free way doesn't sound very enjoyable though...

@NerdyPotato Maybe not, but it still solves the problem without the possibility of having to deal with cooties.

PaleandPolluted · 36-40, F

My ex complained that i was horny at 2am

NerdyPotato · M

@PaleandPolluted why would any man complain about any woman being horny at any time of day?

PaleandPolluted · 36-40, F

@NerdyPotato youd be surprised. The other bf i was always horny only saw him twice a week.

doodatt · 61-69, M

Enjoy yourself

Great advice 😅

ExtremeNext · 31-35

I blame Mona

Lilnonames · F

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