has anybody actually put their dick in a vacuum cleaner

I use it to suck the smeg out of my folds

Not as cracked up as it advertised

Omfg i remember when i was in middle school and i went over to my crushes house to hang out with his sister and she told me they couldn't use the vacuum because her brother did something with it and now its broken 😭

I dare you to put in octopus mouth. 👀