One time I was homeless for a night and one friend that I had only known for a month agreed to let me sleep in her room.

After watching a movie, I warned her that I may fart in the middle of the night because I had just ate. I can't share a bed with someone and not tell them what they're in for lmao. Especially an American. You guys are dramatic af, I love it.

Anyway, the fart was silent but apparently scary enough for her to scream like she was being held at gunpoint. Because of the screaming, the French girl next door was banging against the wall.
Despite the reaction, I for one was thoroughly amused over the chaos my ass had caused. Sorry girl, the ass has spoken.