Are you a sane reasonable human ,or will you walk me through each room in your place to show me your plants

*continues* and this is my front window plant. I’ve had her for three years now. She used to be in the sliding glass window at the old apartment but she’s in my front window now. I have to water her more because she needs a bit more water than the others. Come with me know and I’ll show you the rest. 😌

Depressed house plant collector is the millennial version of the crazy cat lady.

I don't show anyone shit in my house

Wow.. .I guess in that case I qualify as a sane reasonable human! 🤔

Well, if ever I will get the opportunity to plant saplings in the place where I'd be living, I won't keep any indoors.

And i don't like the word 'guest'. Stay a friend and keep roaming around to even water them on your own.

I've been meaning to get some plants but I'm way too lazy

😌I’m currently plant less. That’s me being enviromentally conscious 🤷‍♂️

😷 I just show them all tha spots my penis has been naked in or has touched.. 😷😷

In this comparison, I'm a sane human being.

I have a cactus in my bedroom. That’s it.

It’d be a very short plant tour.

Even the plants would be bored of this.

I have never pretended to be sane

1st set of chillis

2nd set of chillis

....Oh god, oh no, I do this 😶

No, but I'll take you outside and introduce you to each of my tomato plants and fig trees

I just have a coffee plant called Johnny.

I don't have any plants right now

I have no plants because I just kill them. I manage to keep my kids alive but not plants.