My wife left a note on the fridge saying, "This isn't working.".......

I went upstairs and packed my bags.

I called my secretary, and told her, "my wife is leaving me. We can finally be together."

I picked her up, and we went to stay in a hotel. Ordered champagne and oysters, and stayed in the honeymoon suite.

After hours of passionate love-making, my wife called me.

"So, were you able to fix the fridge?"