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Can you handle shopping without starting a fight with the mall Santa Claus this year?!

CheezeburgerBrown · 36-40, M
Psh! That’s whole reason I’m going to the mall. I came here to do 2 things. Ask God for Forgiveness. And be vengeful to Santa for ripping out my centerfolds out of my vintage nudie magazines in my bathroom last year!! I loved that girl !! 😡
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@CheezeburgerBrown let it go man!
TheRascallyOne · 31-35, M
@CheezeburgerBrown i think God will understand 🙏
MoonPieSmilez · 26-30, F
Well he always tries stop me when the alarm goes off! 🙄
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@MoonPieSmilez when you try to cut in front of all the kids in line?
MoonPieSmilez · 26-30, F
@ShepherdBard more like walk out the door with a tv but .. ummm yea 😏
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@MoonPieSmilez I don’t think that was Santa stopping you 😨
I'm not promising anything
@ShepherdBard 😭 but it's the season of giving 🥺
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@ShepherdBard No! * runs * 🏃‍♂
Secretsmile · 51-55, F
No you know that I need to fight… just because. I might practice on you!🥊🥊
Degbeme · 70-79, M
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Degbeme wasn’t a compliment 🙄
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@ShepherdBard You can`t hurt my feelings, I`m married. 😬
Degbeme · 70-79, M
No! I let her go on her own way. I`ll find some place that has coffee.
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Degbeme 🤦‍♂
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
Nope, his stocking is stuffed.

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@thepreposterouspanda I think you’re just paranoid
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
@ShepherdBard Nah, it's a grudge, I never got my Turbo Man action figure.

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@thepreposterouspanda he tried his best yo
It's nice that you're protecting Santa, as one of his elves 👀
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@BadAssTunaBotHoe I’ve got a special something to deliver to you *🥊
Coralmist · 41-45, F
What's the holiday season without a sprinkling of drama? 😆🎅👊🏽
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
I can but do I want to? 🤔
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Prettybratbi1tch if I’m driving we’re listening to my music
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@ShepherdBard I won't have much of a choice if I'm in pain
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Prettybratbi1tch I’ll pack my polka cd collection
hunkalove · 61-69, M
You're no Santa, Bardy. And don't bite my knee again!
HannahSky · F
Are you punching 🎅🏻?
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@HannahSky no way
HannahSky · F
@ShepherdBard good boy
Lilymoon · F
He started it. 😒
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Lilymoon the last 3 years in a row??
Do I have to? I'll have to stick to online shopping then...
Yeah, I stay home now. An old lady sitting on Santa’s lap changes the dynamic—and Mrs. Claus gets mad. 😳🎅🏽🤶🏽
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@bijouxbroussard everyone’s so sensitive now a days 🙄
Azlotto · M
I can do...The last time I got in trouble because I peed while setting in his lap.
Lilnonames · F
Are you that santa?
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Ashly · 26-30, F
@ShepherdBard that’s ok, I get to keep you all to myself 😈
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Ashly ok now I’m scared 👀
Ashly · 26-30, F

 
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