It happened behind a bar...
Last night Ladies night....always fun. Girl orders a frozen margarita. Make it up in a hugenormis punchbowl glass. Different girl seated close sits with her date mind you and points..."Can I have one of those but make it virgin" I always respond to "virgin" orders the same : Gonna be different now? She nods and I make the drink. Served in a styrofoam cup, bar policy on virgin drinks. Immediately catches an attitude, heads to bitchville and throws it at me. My bar story folks is that for maybe 10 seconds....I flaunted a Margarita snow cone in my cleavage and never...spilled a drop.