I WOULD COMMIT SUICIDE!

If Maluma, the singer, ever wound up with a girl from Russia, I would immediately commit suicide. No comment. My stories say it all.

Russian women are extremely externally very beautiful and because of them, I can’t be beautiful, I’m the ugliest thing alive. I’m nothing next to them!

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Eclipsed · M

I don't want you to hurt yourself. All people are beautiful. Especially on the inside when they feel beautiful. Also, Russian and Eastern European women in general, are fucking gorgeous, yes.

SW-User

@Eclipsed that didn’t help

LeopoldBloom · M

Russian women are beautiful until age 40, when they suddenly turn into Grandmother Babushka overnight. Or like Melanoma Trump, where she resembles a piece of burnt toast.

SW-User

That didn’t help @LeopoldBloom

LeopoldBloom · M

@SW-User Sorry

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