My teens mock Erling Haaland they say he is so ugly

That he looks like Shrek and he will never get a girlfriend, I said, he's earning £900k a week, I think he will be ok💷😂

calicuz · 56-60, M

Women love guys like that.
Like I say about myself: "I'm like that ugly puppy in the window, he's so ugly he's cute" and you gotta have him. 🤣

nedkelly · 61-69, M

Luke Chadwick was the ugliest but Erling Haaland takes it to a new level.

BeefySenpie · M

For someone so successful he’s extremely laid back in interviews

SW-User

@BeefySenpie I have no idea, I had to Google him

deadgerbil · 26-30

Imagine making that amount of money at just 22 lol

SW-User

@deadgerbil it's crazy isn't it

At his age with that kind of money he can get any age group 😂

Longpatrol · 31-35, M

Sorry I love him when he runs you can see his bits swing

Justenjoyit · 61-69, M

I think I am in trouble if he is ugly 😳 🤣

SW-User

Yeah, he's not a looker but with his money you don't need to be

SW-User

@SW-User and I didn't know who he was, yeah he's no David Beckham but he's not as ugly as Wayne Rooney

He apoarently has 5 gfs

OldBrit · 61-69, M

@InOtterWords he sleeps with them all every night apparently

BasslineFather · 22-25, M

@OldBrit No one wants to sleep with someone playing in Manchester City and comes from Norway.

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