What's the dumbest thing you heard from one of your relatives? My nephew says he flirts only with lesbians to make sure he stays a virgin.

That the Earth is flat. We never been to space because we live inside a dome, and can not leave.

My uncle thought the tiny diced onions on McDonald’s burgers were rice…. He said “the burgers are good, I don’t know why they put rice on them though”

My uncle believed in Santa until he was in his 30s and had kids of his own and was surprised to see no presents had arrived on Christmas morning

the original dumb and dumber was hacked in 2 years prior that's why i won madge

I would not be surprised if he remains a virgin for a very long time. 😅

The earth is flat and electricity is a liquid.

Hard to top that one lol. 🤦‍♂️