Goofy has canonically had sex.

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn't adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy... has had sex. Goofy... has known a woman biblically.

Imagine what it must've looked like. Imagine what it must've sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat.

GA-HYUK.