Last time I went to an AMC, I wasn’t 30, the theater was empty and I was instructed by someone online to drop my panties and wank to The Conjuring

It’s safe to say I keep better company on and offline these days 🤓

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Hmm.. Well that's food for thought!

*pulls up underpants and stops wanking to SW*

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You are aweful cute though!

bookerdana · M

You're over thirty????😬 Who knew??

@bookerdana Puh-lease, I'm 30 and a half

bookerdana · M

@DrScissorhands *evil laugh* Oh,scuse me..I IS an uncultured lout!😑

AuRevoir · 36-40, M

It’s very difficult for me to ever imagine you in a situation where you even acknowledged such a message from someone.. 🤔

AuRevoir · 36-40, M

@DrScissorhands okay, but what movie were you actually seeing in the theater?? 👀☕️

@AuRevoir The Conjuring

AuRevoir · 36-40, M

@DrScissorhands 😷 I’ve lost all faith in u child..

SW-User

I’m so confused

@SW-User This was before I saw th3 light... and you 😌

SUPERVlXEN · F

SW-User

You mean you didn't wank to The Conjuring? 🤔 Just me then? 🤔

@SW-User That’s classified

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