Americans, is Thanksgiving a dress rehearsal for Christmas dinner? Preparing the ol’ gut for the Turkey to come?
If you don’t drink, I don’t trust you.Because all the sketchy shit you do in your life, you do it clear headed and sober. And without your burps tasting like cranberry.
Wow. After months on walking on eggshells around the bitchy new woman, the trash literally just took itself out.We’re now short handed just in time for the busy season. But a happier group of people.
Just think, there are absolute lunatics out there referring to themselves as “AI Artists.”That’s like using holiday booking websites and telling people you’re a professional Travel Agent.
If social media is going to continue to play havoc with people’s anxiety and mental health, I’m afraid the only effective solution is apathy.Events and goings on in my local community - I’m all ears. The rest of the world is going to have to take care of itself.
When I become Empress of you all - which won’t be long now - some of you are going to be in big trouble.
I give wrong directions to tourists on purpose if they can’t correctly pronounce the destination.And here in Cornwall some place names are Celtic rather than standard English. If you’ve found a clear patch on a busy beach, thank me. And if you’re the unfortunate tourist who never found the beach, thank me.
I don't see why we can't normalise paying someone's bills for Christmas. Much more useful than shit you don't need.
SW Suggestion: Instead of blocking groups people don’t use properly, we should be able to block posts containing a certain word.I don’t want to see any more posts that include Biden, Trump, Palestine, Isreal or bible. It would be a big ask I know. If you could fix that for me this site would be far more enjoyable.
The woman at the bakery with the confederate flag in a heart tattoo on her wrist.She saw me looking at it and told me when she was a teen in the 90s she got into line dancing nights in her village hall. She had lots of fun nights and met a guy who she was married to for a time. “Now Americans have decided it’s racist. It’s a bit...See More »
It’s hypocritical that dogs have to be kept on leads but people’s feral kids are allowed to wander free.I’m in a restaurant observing two parents pretended they haven’t noticed that their disgusting kids are spiting on a table and throwing napkins and salt and pepper at people trying to eat.
Conspiracy theorists are people looking for deep meaning in the trivial. Because their lives are trivial and missing meaning they crave.They can’t manage relationships with people but they can prove 9/11 was an inside job, apparently. And you must believe them.
The fine art world is a cover for money laundering. How else do you explain someone purchasing a plain blue canvas with a single white line for $50mil
When walking past street charity collectors and people doing surveys I get my phone out and pretend to be mid conversation so I can walk past.Because I never plan from going from A to B and stopping to set up a monthly direct debit of £10 or to answer questions about public transport.
Is being sung at one of the most cringe things you can experience?Do I smile politely? Try to look engaged? Or throw things until they stop?
I never watched 24, but I presumed there were six episodes of him sleeping, or the whole thing is unacceptably far fetched.
If your bio has "all opinions my own" in it, chances are that your opinions are dog shit.No functioning adult uses that comment.
Anyone else in the U.K. see that Just Stop Oil vs A coach full of football fans video?That did not go the way they hoped 😂
I don’t care who’s side you’re on, who started it, what your god says or your politics, I just have this simple message
Everyone I know who has taken up a sport or gym regime to keep fit has had some sort of injury. So for your own sake stay on that sofa.