Could you please scratch my back? Down a bit, down a bit more, no up a bit. Now to the left, more. That’s it. Now stop.
If you think you’re having a tough time remember this; someone has likely met one of your exes and thinks they’ve met “the one.” 😐🤣
There’s someone posting pics of a grubby old hag’s lady parts. All I said was “it looks like a hippo yawning” 😂
I'm no scientist, but the effort that goes into cleaning a peanut butter jar must outweigh the benefit of recycling it.
It’s been that windy in the U.K. this week I saw people near the sea front acting out MJ’s Earth Song 😂
I think that people should only be allowed to marry twice. If you can't make marriage work after two attempts then it's not for you.After two failed marriages people should accept they’re a loony that no fringe community would welcome 🙃
The nagging thoughts I have when someone claims to be doing something that “gives back power to the people”:
I completely understand why friends give up alcohol in their 30s, but it's sad how most of them have no personality without it.I’m going to be late joining the fruitshoot gang…
Watching a decent tribute band in a pub is a much better experience than watching the real thing in a massive stadium.
It's impossible for us Brits to say "well that went well" without sounding sarcastic. Even if it was meant positively.
Right or wrong, sometimes I mentally chide myself if I’m feeling low. While I’ll often do something positive or give myself something to look forward to, sometimes I treat my mind like a naughty child needing correcting. During the lockdown Dad dug out the diary of family members who fought in the wars, short...See More »
In my opinion appropriation isn’t a thing. I was taught that sharing ideas from people who are different is a good thing.If we are ever going to get to a point where we are all equal this concept has to be allowed to die.
In 2023 we were told the world is ending, society is bad and things just get worse. But this fella made a video of stuff from 2023 that showed for the vast majority of us, life just carried on as normal, it’s often funny to stand back and watch, and yes the internet continues its romance with cats. Enjoy.
I’m not okay. But I don’t want to burden people I love who are themselves trying to keep it together. So I’ll quietly smoulder and hope the universe provides…
Celtic unity. This shit makes me laugh. The fact that we are so ethically different from each other and that we are constantly fighting was the reason the English got here in the first place.
New Year’s Eve was a big deal in my 20s but now it’s just a night in that slaps the Christmas feeling out of you……and you start to think about going back to 40hr week of office based drudgery.
If my child had been born they would have been 6 this year.I’ll delete this post shortly. I don’t know why I’m typing it out. My mind goes to dark places when I drink alone.
Are you one of those people who go by a slightly different name to what’s on your birth certificate?I am. Just because my first name in full sounds a little old fashioned to me, whereas the short version is more modern and I prefer it.
Videos where the audio is out by half a second - this is my kryptonite.Absolute brain itching nightmare.
My drunk husband and my drunk Dad are sat at the dining table loudly and passionately discussing politics. Well, Star Wars politics.“The attack on the Death Star was 9/11” “Luke, the guy from desert joined terrorists” “Is Palpatine a fascist or just a mega political player?” Me, mum and my cousins are staying well out the way playing giant jenga in the lounge.