Are you licensed to kill?

When I was in the army I was

Unlicensed

Yes

I needed a license to kill the mosquito that tried to bite me earlier?????? I did not know that.

My martial arts training means I'm capable of using deadly force.

No, these hands could be lethal if life depended upon it though.

i wish i was! i'm licensed to be killed

just licensed to thrill at the moment

No, but I'm licensed to thrill.

Someone breaks into my house yes.

Licensed to chill 😎

I'm licensed to ill

Literally yes.

once upon a time i was licensed to kill myself regular

That's classified.

Only if you're a fish.

No 😔 Only to thrill.

Yes my two incher be slaying women