Do any of you own a yacht? Please take me. I can cook and clean. Everything stupid seems to happen on land, so let’s go.

That would be an adventurous get away.

My friend has just sailed his all around Baja California since after years sailing around the Caribbean and Latin America he's decided to sell up and move back onto land. Shame - he'd probably have taken you on a trip

Do you live in Cali? More specifically near Newport?

It sounds like a plan, but watch out for pirates.

Not quite. I play Yahtzee.

Can you swab a deck?

I wish I had a yacht. Alas...

sure u can come

I’ve always wanted scurvy and a waterworks..

Does a dinghy count?