*Parenting 101*

*playing cards with my daughter*

her: draw four...
me: wait, what? why?
her: *shows card saying to draw four
cards*
me: *mumbling* I can't stand you...

(*draws four cards*)

her: Uno!
me: we're not even done yet. you still
have two cards left, dufus
her: *slaps a yellow card down*

(*I slap a yellow card down, she comes back with a wild card*)

me: dammit!!!
her: you taught me how to play, dufus.
me: *thinking* yep. she's my kid.