Can you name something?

I've always thought "Chlamydia" was a beautiful name. Syphilis sounds like a Greek heroic protagonist in some ancient epic myth. I think Chlamydia and Syphilis should hook up! If they could just shake that STD stigma.....................Hells bells! Come to think of it, all the STD's sound like Greek icons or realms.
[b][c=#003BB2]"List thine ears to me young men of Athens, and I will tell the bitter sweet tale, of the beautiful sweet Chlamydia and noble Syphilis who dwelt long ago in the Kingdom of Gonorrhea......."[/c][/b]
Why didn't they give STD's ugly scary names? Like "Snottymuff" or "Sptundick"? It's a mad mad world I tell ya!