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I feel like I can trust you. How much money do you need?

Burnley123 · 41-45, M
I am a beautiful African princess who is lonely and looking for love. I just need your banking passwords and your trust.
@Burnley123 damn, you know your profile had me convinced you actually were a beautiful african princess, coming out of maybe Algeria.


But then I saw your name.

Burnley? Come on.. BURNLEY123?

You would’ve had me if it said Dudley, or Pugsly. 🤨
Ooh I recently calculated this...

£500,000, would see me through to the end of life without any spending shifts 🙂
@Tinkles I think I’m having a bout of the Tinkles 🤔
@Temporallube I think 500,000 to last 50years is pretty good going
@Tinkles but what about my Tinkle condition? 😞
MellyMel22 · F
[i][c=BF0080]All of it. [/c][/i]
MellyMel22 · F
@Temporallube [i][c=BF0080]..hands you a big Covid-free cake..[/c][/i]
@MellyMel22 you actually do love me 🥺
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I reserve the right to let you know when I need it..
@Soossie you’re not just saying that because I’m some gullible azzhole, willing to foolishly give away his vital info and resources to perfect strangers at a moment’s notice. Are you? 🥺
@Temporallube

Well if you can know that Im trustworthy by just my comment on your post, then you are wise and intelligent ...
@Soossie thank you 🥺 for recognizing the wise man that I am
@DavidScott who tf you think you are asking me for so much goddamn money? Do you know me? Have we met before?

I didn’t tell you to rob me blind! 🤨
You can’t trust me. Ima stop you right there
@Teggy umm…Teggy? Is that you?
@Temporallube 🤷‍♂️ Yea? Why?
JoeyFoxx · 51-55, M
I need about half a million bucks. And I won’t repay you.
@JoeyFoxx it’s your honesty that makes me wanna give you my bank info 🥺
I'm honest and I just need umm about 20,000😇
@mondayschild2 20,000 😇 angels?

But I only have money 🤔
@Temporallube wait I need the money!🤭

Angel was a typo😌
royalblue1193 · 31-35, M
@royalblue1193 bro. Hold up!


How the fugg are you asking me for so much goddamn money??


You don’t even fuggin know me! 🤨
royalblue1193 · 31-35, M
@Temporallube Until now
@royalblue1193 you’re not getting 25 cents!!

You must be think I’m some rich billionaire deciding when you can have your next cellphone or something
iamelijah · 26-30, M
I want it all.
@iamelijah you’re not asking for much huh
travelguy01 · 41-45, M
How much you got?
@travelguy01 that’s it! No fuggin money for you!
travelguy01 · 41-45, M
@Temporallube Good, I want real money not fuggin money
DDonde · 31-35, M
@DDonde ok I’ll give all passwords you need. I trust you’re a decent stranger with no ulterior motives or intentions
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@Darksideinthenight2 I just remembered I have to leave the city.
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empanadas · 31-35, M
Empty your bank account
@empanadas so I wouldn’t have to worry about you leaving me starving?
empanadas · 31-35, M
@Temporallube naw man I'm a bum, I expect people to bend over backwards for me
@empanadas ummm…ok


But I’m not Ghey. No offense…

I’ll give you the money instead

 
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