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Dicks all look the same

Maybe you could make yours more interesting by adding intricate and colourful tattoos or carving it into a fun new shape 🤔

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Viper · M

Hmmm yeah, but you'd then be even more grossed out by it 😅

But I'll consider some more colors 🤔

adorbz · 26-30, F

@Viper imagine the beautiful sculptures people could make from their dicks 🤩

Viper · M

@adorbz blood everywhere!

adorbz · 26-30, F

@Viper mweheheh

TheRascallyOne · 31-35, M

I'll send you a picture you tell me what you think

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Muthafukajones · 46-50, M

Why mess with a good thing…. Woman are always telling me Cock is it…. Well except lesbians.

ViciDraco · 36-40, M

Need a tattoo that looks like one thing normally but changes into another thing when aroused.

Making into a balloon animal would be impressive.

KeyserSoze · 31-35, M

@Pinkstarburst *painful.

saragoodtimes · F

dated a guy with a rowboat tattooed on his privates. when he got excited it turned into the Queen Mary

Nimbus · M

@saragoodtimes Did the guys salute him or vice versa?

LunarOrbit · 56-60, M

@saragoodtimes Did you go down with the ship?? 😎

meJess · F

They’d be great to make purses out of, when you need a bigger bag you just give them a rub.

saragoodtimes · F

@meJess would be very handy rub it and you have a suitcase

Keepitsimple · 51-55, F

Not always. Sometimes they have great balls but skinny dicks. Sort of useless.

VisionOfBrightness

@Keepitsimple facts

Quetzalcoatlus · 46-50, M

I’d post a pic but I can’t zoom out enough..

summersong · F

Piercings 🥴

adorbz · 26-30, F

@summersong so many you can't see the dick underneath 😌 now it just looks like metal corn

NerdyPotato · M

@adorbz No, not corn references again! 😅

saragoodtimes · F

it's not how they look but how they function

DragonFruit · 61-69, M

They definitely don't all look the same...they come in a variety of sizes, shapes and colors! 😁

adorbz · 26-30, F

@DragonFruit i want a spiky rainbow dick to club my enemies with

VisionOfBrightness

They definitely don't. 🤣

SW-User

That’s why a lot of women prefer dildos also because they can actually feel all of them

Harriet03 · 41-45, F

PiecingBabyFaceTogether · 26-30

Lol I needed to smile right now. I don't know what to say though about that 😂

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PiecingBabyFaceTogether · 26-30

@adorbz Butterflies 😅😅😅 but I think killing myself would be less painful.

adorbz · 26-30, F

@PiecingBabyFaceTogether imagineeeee a dick butterfly tattoo that changes colour along the rainbow depending on how horny you are 🤩🦋

PiecingBabyFaceTogether · 26-30

@adorbz I think BlueVeins would like that 😜

wackidywack · 22-25

OI I MISS YA WHEN YOURE NOT ROUND

adorbz · 26-30, F

@wackidywack I will make more posts about dicks just for you 😌

SW-User

HootyTheNightOwl

But I already painted it to look like an ear of corn - what more do you want??? 🤨

adorbz · 26-30, F

@HootyTheNightOwl but it doesn't grow actual corn? 🥺

HootyTheNightOwl

@adorbz You women are so picky that I never get the chance to plant it to find out!!! 😡

Ingwe · F

I don't think they do
each one is special

PervertedPrincessOfDeath · 26-30, T

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Kwek00 · 41-45, M

girls and their dicks 😔

adorbz · 26-30, F

Kwek00 · 41-45, M

@adorbz Moda focka 😧

specman · 51-55, M

Mine is unique

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NerdyPotato · M

They should make a TV show out of this: Pimp My Dick.

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adorbz · 26-30, F

@NerdyPotato that is perfect 🤩

NerdyPotato · M

@adorbz I know, right? 🤣❤️

HootyTheNightOwl

@adorbz I'd better watch myself or he'll be lopping my head off with a boomerang next or something...

empanadas · 31-35, M

i was think of getting neon lights on it.

adorbz · 26-30, F

@empanadas hawt 👀

empanadas · 31-35, M

@adorbz it will spell out in red, "bumpy ride."

SW-User

How about a piercing 🤔

I've considered that..

maturedragon · 26-30, M

this explains some stuff

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-BjC1GHwPY&ab_channel=DanBull]

adorbz · 26-30, F

@maturedragon what the hell 🤣 I saw some of that guys songs aaaaaages ago. I think he made one about UKIP back a million years ago when they were a thing. So in effect the same subject matter 🤪🤪

iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

I think they all look different in one way.

TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M

😂😂😂

adorbz · 26-30, F

@TheSirfurryanimalWales imagine how hawt your dick could be if you made it grow wool 🤔🐑

TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M

@adorbz oh heck....🤣

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