extensive probe

They picked me up
I was taken to the station
I said "I've done nothing"!
they started interrogation

"Who are your sources"?
then probed me with something warm
I said: "I don't know", with all my force
-trying not to squirm...

"Where did you get your Beauty from"?
and they made it very plain
if I did not cooperate with them,
I may never 'cum' again...

I had taken an oath of honour
of never, ever revealing
and I would die with that, for her
but I was dizzy, with all these feelings

I had to think quick
Time was running out
The next probe looked thicker
and they gestured: 'in and out'

I said: "I bought it on-line
It's an e-bay kind of love....
they pulled it out just in time
and wiped it with a glove