I wanna be a pirate

There might be some butt pirates here but I am guessing that is not what you seek.

Beware. As Jimmy Buffett noted in 'A Pirate Looks at 40"::
Mother, mother ocean, after all the years I've found
My occupational hazard being my occupation's just not around

I only wish ... 😊

I loved reading others adventures. Especially the South Pacific.

If you stear clear of syphilis, gout, and other pirates, you might have a good go at it

Good luck.
You might even find a porpoise ;)

Ill try! I want to be a pirate also. Lol

high-ho high-ho, its offto Somalia we go...

Aye aye, cap'n

if you want to be a pirate, I suggest Portugal as a home port