All I have ever wanted from a boyfriend at dinnertime is for him to sit in the kitchen and keep me company

I know y'all can't decide what you want, can't grocery shop, don't wanna cook.

BUT CAN YOU AT LEAST SIT THERE, BE MY DJ, TOUCH MY BUTT, and make silly jokes ffs

Also don't try to bang me when I have a takayuki in my hand

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thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

I love grocery shopping and cooking. 😌

caccoon · 36-40

@thepreposterouspanda good skills

Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M

This is basically what I ask my wife for since I do all the shopping and cooking. Not much luck.

caccoon · 36-40

@Harmonium1923 laaaaame. Does she even tell you what she wants? Sometimes I find that the most annoying. But if they don't keep me company, I get disdainful

Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M

@caccoon I hate getting comments like “as long as you’re making it I’m fine”. I mean, I want to make things people enjoy and appreciate. Otherwise what’s the point? And I’m a damn good cook.

caccoon · 36-40

@Harmonium1923 I guess there is a positive way of reading that, but it is annoying because coming up with the idea is work as well. Not just executing it.

I find it annoying because most of the men I date refuse to eat vegetarian/pescetarian as well, or don't consider it a meal without, so I end up having to figure out something I am not even going to EAT

SW-User

I can make spaghetti 😁

caccoon · 36-40

@SW-User a staple!

SW-User

@caccoon I had roast beef cooking all day in my crock pot. Mmm it was good 😋

Selah ·

Thats so wholesome

caccoon · 36-40

@Selah is it?!

SW-User

Last part was 😁

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