Laugh busts stress
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While cutting hair, the Barber asked the Minister :-
*"Sir, What is this Swiss Bank issue ?β*
Minister shouted,
*βAre you cutting my hair or conducting an inquiry ?β*
Barber said:
*Sorry Sir, I just asked.*
Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked the Senior Minister:
*βSir, what is this Black money issue ?ββ*
Minister shouted-
*ββWhy did you ask me this question ?ββ*
Barber said:
*ββSorry Sir, I just simply asked youββ*
Next day, *the CBI interrogated the Barber*
CBI Officer -
*ββAre you an agent of Pakistan ?ββ*
Barber: *No Sir.*
CBI: *Are you an Agent of any opposition party ?*
Barber: *No Sir.*
CBI: *Are you anti-National ?*
Barber: *For God's sake, No Sir. I am just an innocent and a simple Barber.*
CBI : *Then, while cutting the hair, why did you ask these VIP's about Swiss Bank & Black money issues ?*
Barber:
*Sir, I do not know why, but whenever I ask them about Swiss Bank or Black money, their hairs stand up straight; & that helps me to cut the hair easily. Thatβs why I keep asking.*
While cutting hair, the Barber asked the Minister :-
*"Sir, What is this Swiss Bank issue ?β*
Minister shouted,
*βAre you cutting my hair or conducting an inquiry ?β*
Barber said:
*Sorry Sir, I just asked.*
Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked the Senior Minister:
*βSir, what is this Black money issue ?ββ*
Minister shouted-
*ββWhy did you ask me this question ?ββ*
Barber said:
*ββSorry Sir, I just simply asked youββ*
Next day, *the CBI interrogated the Barber*
CBI Officer -
*ββAre you an agent of Pakistan ?ββ*
Barber: *No Sir.*
CBI: *Are you an Agent of any opposition party ?*
Barber: *No Sir.*
CBI: *Are you anti-National ?*
Barber: *For God's sake, No Sir. I am just an innocent and a simple Barber.*
CBI : *Then, while cutting the hair, why did you ask these VIP's about Swiss Bank & Black money issues ?*
Barber:
*Sir, I do not know why, but whenever I ask them about Swiss Bank or Black money, their hairs stand up straight; & that helps me to cut the hair easily. Thatβs why I keep asking.*