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While cutting hair, the Barber asked the Minister :-
*"Sir, What is this Swiss Bank issue ?”*

Minister shouted,
*β€œAre you cutting my hair or conducting an inquiry ?”*

Barber said:
*Sorry Sir, I just asked.*

Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked the Senior Minister:

*β€œSir, what is this Black money issue ?’’*

Minister shouted-
*β€˜β€™Why did you ask me this question ?’’*

Barber said:
*β€˜β€™Sorry Sir, I just simply asked you’’*

Next day, *the CBI interrogated the Barber*

CBI Officer -
*β€˜β€™Are you an agent of Pakistan ?’’*

Barber: *No Sir.*

CBI: *Are you an Agent of any opposition party ?*

Barber: *No Sir.*

CBI: *Are you anti-National ?*

Barber: *For God's sake, No Sir. I am just an innocent and a simple Barber.*

CBI : *Then, while cutting the hair, why did you ask these VIP's about Swiss Bank & Black money issues ?*

Barber:
*Sir, I do not know why, but whenever I ask them about Swiss Bank or Black money, their hairs stand up straight; & that helps me to cut the hair easily. That’s why I keep asking.*

 
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