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ExperienceDLT · M
@deathfairy to bad he got incarcerated for stealing tacos and bras
DrSunnyTheSkeptic · 26-30, M
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@soar2newhighs And boom goes the dynamite.
@SW-User No, the shareholders of Depends jumped for joy!
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cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@saragoodtimes “ooops I just Bidened my britches”…
Teacher: “Johnny, your hand is up. You have a question?”
Johnny: “Do farts have lumps?”
Teacher: Taken aback, replies, an emphatic…”NO!”
Johnny: “ Then I guess I shit myself!!”
Johnny: “Do farts have lumps?”
Teacher: Taken aback, replies, an emphatic…”NO!”
Johnny: “ Then I guess I shit myself!!”
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cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
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@cherokeepatti thats fair
antonioioio · 70-79, M
@cherokeepatti sound like a young person who thinks like he will never get old
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
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JohnOinger · 41-45, M
So what do you think of Henry Cavill & Would You Do Him
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Happens to everyone who owns a pair of pants, unfortunately
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@octavia So what do you think of Henry Cavill & Would You Do Him
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Pretzel · 61-69, M
otherwise known as "sharting"
(translate that one)
(translate that one)
Cantsayno · 56-60, M
#1 rule in life. Never trust a fart.
TotesNFC · 31-35, M
That's the worst!
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ravenhill · M
speak for yourself.
Sjones13 · 41-45, M
That’s embarrassing
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Azlotto · M
Well, I guess the old saying "Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it" does not apply.
MethDozer · M
You just demoted yourself from Saturday at the steakhouse to Tuesday at the Olive Garden.
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