Chelonaphilia....how is this even a thing??? It sounds like an STD!

They are cute but they don't make my nipples hard🤣

Such a cutie.

I`ve never heard of Chelonaphilia, but that gif made me think the the phrase "squeezing the turtle" will make a great euphemism. ☺️

I guessed it's something to do with turtles coz Cheloniidae is the name of a type of family group of turtles and Chelone/Chelonia is scientific name of turtle species.

Didn't know there's a name for attraction for turtles though. 😅

Who you looking at?!

I went to the bookstore and asked the blonde assistant for a book about Chelonaphilia

She said 'hardback?'

So I replied, 'yeah, with 4 legs and little heads'

I always wondered about the attraction...one of my friends made a terrarium and said he could watch them for hours....

Thanks, I'll add that to the bottomless pit, in my mind, of other useless information. ☺️

That’s the last time I go swimming with them then!😂👍

Let's leave the attraction to turtles right there 😐

Thiss just seemed to funny😂🤦‍♂️

Sounds like a mental illness

not so HARD!

Shell shock

According to google and the english dictionary there is no such word .

Explains how Mitch McConnell keeps getting re-elected?

TMNT? 👀