breathing into a paper bag cause my gf is coming over to hang for the first time and i’m already feeling awkward. there’s a 7” dildo stuck to my table

@FreeSpirit1 @Degbeme when Alan was a resident in the ER he told me stories of where people had dildos stuck

@Degbeme that’s so funny lmfao

@Degbeme Alan took the week off for the holiday. yesterday he told me to stop with the corny Thanksgiving jokes. told him I'll try but I can't quit cold turkey

@chuck7882 put a hat over it maybe

Or casually sit on the table

@deadgerbil you know me

@crownedwithlaurel97 isn't 7 painful??

@deadgerbil it’s not for me

@calicuz i washed it and then it stuck to the table with some sword in the stone type glue

@crownedwithlaurel97

Glue?!!! 🤦🏽

@MethDozer it’s the first thing she noticed

@crownedwithlaurel97 Then what the fuck are you talking to us on here for?

@MethDozer she’s gone home already! she could only stay a few hours lol