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breathing into a paper bag cause my gf is coming over to hang for the first time and i’m already feeling awkward. there’s a 7” dildo stuck to my table

i will simply hope she doesn’t see it
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
I Hate when my dildo gets stuck on tables 🤷🏽🤪
@FreeSpirit1 @Degbeme when Alan was a resident in the ER he told me stories of where people had dildos stuck
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
You have a small lampshade to put on it? 🤔
@Degbeme that’s so funny lmfao
@Degbeme Alan took the week off for the holiday. yesterday he told me to stop with the corny Thanksgiving jokes. told him I'll try but I can't quit cold turkey
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chuck7882 · 61-69, M
can you cover it up?
@chuck7882 put a hat over it maybe
Or casually sit on the table
@deadgerbil you know me
deadgerbil · 22-25, M
@crownedwithlaurel97 isn't 7 painful??
@deadgerbil it’s not for me
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Just don't bring it up
calicuz · 51-55, M
Aaaand why can't it be unstuck? 🤔
@calicuz i washed it and then it stuck to the table with some sword in the stone type glue
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calicuz · 51-55, M

Glue?!!! 🤦🏽

Livingwell · 61-69, M
I'd love to be a fly on the wall doing a remake of MST3k of this date.
Justferfuun1 · 36-40, M
She might be into it, who knows
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
*Hopes she does see it*
NudasPriest · 46-50, M
"Why are you sitting on your table?".
DiegoWolfe · 36-40
better still was dress it in barbie clothes
MethDozer · M
I'm hoping she does.
@MethDozer it’s the first thing she noticed
MethDozer · M
@crownedwithlaurel97 Then what the fuck are you talking to us on here for?
@MethDozer she’s gone home already! she could only stay a few hours lol

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