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Did you know that you can catch homosexuality from brightly coloured toys?

Fortunately, the nice men from the Saudi Arabian ministry of commerce are busy confiscating immoral tshirts, hairclips, hats and pencil cases so their youth remain innocent and unsullied:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-61813390

MommyLucy · 36-40, F Best Comment
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay and I truly wish the world was more accepting and understanding cause if we were all the same life would be so boring so uniqueness should be treasured! 😇😇😇
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
I wholeheartedly agree with your sentiment regarding uniqueness. To quote the late great Fred Rogers: "People may have lots of common interests, but nobody's exactly the same as one another."
MommyLucy · 36-40, F
@Sidewinder What you just said was sooo true and beautiful! 🤗🤗🤗
SW-User
@MommyLucy Agreed. And what's more, being gay makes a person far from unique.

I kind of believe that's true. Just look at the way he's holding it. Very suspicious.
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe You can't be too careful 😬
Yulianna · 26-30, F
it's true! my nursery was filled with brightly coloured toys and i have turned out to be totally lesbian!

i think those Saudis are on to something.
Yulianna · 26-30, F
@SunshineGirl 😂😂😂 yes, mine had many highly coloured plush toys with exotic names... but, like you, i found only one fellow traveller, an unmistakable eye contact across the shower room! 🤗
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
@Yulianna So romantic! 🤗🥰💖

I shared a bunkbed with my fellow traveller for a year. We became accustomed to each other's nocturnal movements and noises 😌
Yulianna · 26-30, F
@SunshineGirl 🤗 yes, it was... romantic? passionate? one of those moments when my eyes were devouring and being devoured at the same time.
Elessar · 26-30, M
Wait until they find out they eat gaily grown stuff as well

SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
@Elessar Burn all the crops! 😅
Yulianna · 26-30, F
@Elessar 🤣🤣🤣 beautiful!
I have exactly 4 feelings about this
Milkshake · F
glad they care in qatar... the country that hosts the next worldcup and tried to pretend it is civilized...

SW-User
@Milkshake I've heard of "Greenwashing". Is this Rainbow-washing?
ozgirl512 · 26-30, F
Someone had to protect the children ....
ozgirl512 · 26-30, F
@Yulianna a big, hulking brute no doubt 🤣
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
@Yulianna Was he brightly coloured? 🌈
Yulianna · 26-30, F
@SunshineGirl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

no, he was quite pale, not permitted to go into the sunshine - in case he shrivelled up.
SW-User
I always wear a teatowel on my head, it protects me from the gayness😂
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
There's no scientific evidence to support this claim. It's the same as saying that wearing a black beret automatically makes someone a French person, or wearing a tie-dyed T-shirt automatically makes one a hippie. It just simply doesn't work like that.
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
@Sidewinder Rigorous scientific method does not have much sway with the Saudi government 😕

I am deeply disappointed that wearing a beret won't make me authentically French!
Elessar · 26-30, M
Also relevant:
They are upholding their laws, standards and beliefs within their territory. I see no reason to judge, attack or mock.
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
@Tinkles I would accept that argument if Saudi Arabia were a democracy and the government had a mandate from their people. As it is, these actions represent only the values and beliefs of a small autocratic elite.
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
Have they already confiscated the 70s? Every thing I remember of that decade was a festival of rainbows and psychedelic paint 😂
ArishMell · 70-79, M
They genuinely haven't a clue, have they, the "nice men" who run countries like Saudi Arabia....
butterflybaby75 · 46-50, F
You can get Homer Sexuality from brightly coloured stupid animated tv shows.
SW-User
Makes sense
sfish007 · 61-69, M
pretty hard line - from a group that tends to screw sheep
So that's what happened to me.
SW-User
Welp, I suppose you have to laugh.
SissySecrets · 46-50, T
I never knew.
Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
Maybe confiscate the colorful rags they wear on their heads.

 
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