I want to stand in line behind you at the store so I can make small talk about preparing chicken loaded with heavy sexual innuendo

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Pfuzylogic · M

I am fixing some chicken right now could you explain to me what you mean by sexual innuendo? 🧐

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pancakeslam · 41-45, M

@itsok There's nothing left but for us to eat our way through Golden Corral and leave it looking like it was hit by a hurricane... as if our lives depend upon it. because they kinda do.

itsok · 31-35, F

@pancakeslam I’m hungry

Pfuzylogic · M

@pancakeslam @itsok
Honestly i think an ally might help to tear through Golden Corral.
He only requires simple treats.

Pretzel · 61-69, M

dude! was that you at the walmart???

pancakeslam · 41-45, M

@Pretzel yup

SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M

I was a cashier once and this guy was talking to me about a chocolate lava cake he had... and the way he described it was so sexual. 😂 He used the word "gushing" and I just remember being so uncomfortable and waiting for him to finish so I could move on.

And then he described it again for some reason. 🤦‍♂️

He sounded turnt.